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The Birthday Survival Kit | Themed Novelty Cake
$295.00
Forget candles and sprinkles — this is the grown-up birthday starter pack.
This kit-cake comes fully loaded with:
- Mini bottles of liquid courage (a.k.a. Fireball, Jim Beam & Smirnoff — no explanations needed 🍾)
- Rolled-up “cash” to fund those late-night kebabs 🌯
- A suspicious baggie of “sugar” (don’t ask, don’t tell 👀)
- A sleek, all-black finish to keep things classy (well… sort of)
Perfect for the mate who already has everything except self-control.
Warning: Side effects may include bad decisions and poor choices, karaoke you’ll regret, spontaneous dance battles, and waking up next to your cake box wondering what year it is.
